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Husband/wife What does your wife think when you send her
roses? A couple on their 30th Anniversary A married couple retire to a hotel room. Husband / Wives jokes The lazy husband A man & his wife visit the zoo A wife's GREAT comeback to her husband's stupid comment A man's wife get's him private lessons at a health club A man goes to church with his wife A man & wife decide to go on a long cruise A wife goes and see's her sex therapist A husband & wife are lying in bed Three women are sitting around talking about their husbands Man wants to take wife on an African Safari Some funny quotes concerning marriage Collection of marriage jokes, #1 Collection of marriage jokes, #2 Collection of marriage jokes, #3 A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon A busy housewife loves to play bridge Two married couples are playing bridge together And yet...some more marriage jokes! A man holds his wife's hand as she lay on her death bed Three ladies are talking about their husbands A man takes his wife along to visit the doctor The widow goes to her husband's funeral A husband & wife are stranded on a deserted island A woman reports her missing husband A husband come home with some ice-cream A woman's husband slips out of a coma A man & wife are walking down Main Street A man & wife enter a dentists office Why married men put on extra weight A hen pecked husband see's his phychiatrist A man phones his wife to say he's going on a fishing trip A man who works at a firestation has a talk with his wife A mountain born wife wants to please her husband Three woman are sitting & talking about their husbands Two housewives are sitting on a porch of a huge mansion A woman visits the doctor about her husband's limp How can you tell if your wife is dead? A woman is in bed with her lover when her husband comes home A married man cannot perform anymore A man takes his pregnant wife to the hospital What are the 3 rings of marriage? A wife's snoring is keeping her husband awake at night A man goes to make love to his wife after work A recently married couple retire to their honeymoon suite A man comes home excited & talks to his wife A man's wife is going into labour Two deaf people get married A wife is in bed with her husband's best friend A collection of marriage jokes Another collection of marriage jokes A husband & wife have finished making love A guy is having marital problems, so he buys a parrot An Executive's wife stops to visit her husband at work A husband & wife are in the backyard A woman's husband comes home early The lighter side of marriage A husband answers the phone in the middle of the night A man was worried about his wife's hearing A husband & wife have an arguement A man dies & wife put it in the paper A husband & wife are having financial troubles A very young couple go home for honeymoon night A man & his wife are driving their RV across country Two honeymooners are making out A husband leaves work early to come home A married man goes to a confessional A man comes home & finds a man in bed with his wife A couple was in their hotel room on their wedding night A man comes home & finds his wife naked A couple celebrates their Anniversary A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon A husband brings his wife a gift A man goes to the pharmacy for his wife A husband comes home to find his wife in bed A couple was having marital problems A fellow decides what to get his wife for her b-day A man came home & found his wife crying A married couple is enjoying dinner Husband & wife are finishing foreplay A woman carries her husband's picture in her wallet Take my wife please A husband & wife are on a nudist beach A Texas oil magnate wants to divorce his wife A young newlywed couple returns to parents after honeymoon nite A woman's husband dies & she tells her parishioner A couple returns home from their honeymoon A man discusses his previous marriages A Newlywed couple spends their first night together A husband & wife get some councilling Three wives complain about their husband's attitudes Some housewives are sitting around a table talking A husband has a talk with his wife A woman who lost her husband years ago starts to date A man in a supermarket can't find his wife An old man & woman who were married for years hated each other! A business man sends his wife e-mail A woman's is on a funeral cruise A couple are shown into the dentists office A man finds out his wife has died! A man & his wife celebrate their 25th Anniversary A Chinese couple gets married & she's a virgin! A collection of marriage jokes A young woman was preparing for her wedding Marriage quotes by famous people A wife complains about her husband going to the bar A henpecked husband see's a psychiatrist A collection of newlywed jokes A husband plans a romantic evening for him & his wife A young couple are visiting a marriage counselor A couple get's married & goes on a honeymoon A young couple gets married A man hurries off to work one morning Three couples get married & stay at the same hotel A man writes wife a poem A man's wife takes him to a strip club A groom & best man are comparing conquests A man & woman decide to get married A man returns from a business trip to find his wife cheating on him An angry wife met her husband at the door An angry husband talks to his friend A married man is visiting his girlfriend A man's wife takes him to a strip club A husband & wife's dialogue in the dark A married business executive takes a trip A couple is on their honeymoon A newlywed couple came home from their honeymoon A man hires someone to kill his wife Point System for being a good husband A couple celebrates their 40th Anniversary Four married guys go golfing A man complains about his wife lying A married man fools around with his secretary A woman's husband is fooling around So your best man at the wedding
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