"10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
09. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 08. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 07. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. 05. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it. 04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
03. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees. 02. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day. 01. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.