40-ish 48
Adventurer Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate Possessive
Artist Unreliable
Average looking You figure this one out
Beautiful Pathological liar
Commitment-minded Pick out curtains, now!
Communication important Just try to get a word in edgewise
Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin
Educated College dropout
Emotionally Secure Medicated
Employed Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home
Enjoys art and opera Snob
Enjoys Nature Bring your own granola
Exotic Beauty Would frighten a Martian
Feminist A Ball buster
Financially Secure One paycheck from the street
Free spirit Substance abuser
Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun Annoying
Gentle Comatose
Good Listener Hard to pull a word from her
Humorous Caustic
Intuitive Your opinion doesn't count
In Transition Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills
Light drinker Lush
Looks younger If viewed from far away in bad light
Loves Travel If you're paying
Loves Animals Cat lady
Mature Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in
bed, like last boyfriend did
New-Age All body hair, all the time
Non-traditional Ex-husband lives in the basement
Old-fashioned Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud
Passionate Loud
Poet Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional Bitch
Redhead Shops on the Clairol aisle
Reliable Frumpy
Reubenesque You can figure this one out
Romantic Looks better by candle light
Self-employed Jobless
Smart Insipid
Special Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows
Spiritual Involved with a cult
Stable Boring
Tall, thin Anorexic
Tan Wrinkled
Weight proportional to You can figure this one out as well
height
Wants Soulmate One step away from stalking
Widow Nagged first husband to death
Writer Pompous
Young at heart How about the rest
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