There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary
school working nights as a taxidermist.
 
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two  vocations to better
serve the needs of his patients and  their owners, while doubling his
practice and, therefore, his income.
 
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones,
Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!"