A newspaper photographer, reporter and editor are walking down the beach. They see a bottle in the sand. The reporter grabs it, rubs it, and a genie pops out. So grateful is the genie he grants them each one wish.

The photographer says, "I want to be on a mountaintop with the wisest of the wise, soaking up wisdom." And poof, he's gone.

The reporter says, "I want to be on a tropical paradise being served pina coladas and bon bons all day long." Poof, she's gone.

And the editor says, "I want those two jerks back here, right now!"