Jumping

A general and his paratrooper son are sitting at home discussing events.

"So son tell me about your first jump," says the general.

"Well we got to the jump site, and I was really scared. I didn't think I could do it. When it was my turn to jump, I got to the door, and I just

couldn't do it."

"What happened then?", asked the general.

"Well, then my drill seargent came up behind me, and pulled out his dick

and said "Jump or I'm going to stick this in your arse".

"Well did you jump?", asked the general.

"Oh just a little. At first."