|   Cheese Sandwich:   $1.50  |
         |   Chicken Sandwich:  $2.50  |
         |   Hand Job:               $10.00  |
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs ?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your f...ing hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"