"Pig  & Personality Test"

Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole
thing first.   It's hysterical if you do it right! Get
a BLANK piece of paper, and draw a picture of
a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't spend
all day on it.


DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF
YOU DON'T THE JOKE WON'T  WORK!


YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU
DRAW YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING,
REALLY - - IT SPOILS THE FUN. DRAW
THE PIG FIRST!


HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ?? IF NOT,
GO BACK AND DO  IT NOW!

See Answers below...



















"Pig  & Personality Test"
Answers

OK, now to the interesting stuff ...

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality
traits of the drawer. If the pig is drawn:

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive
and optimistic.

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Toward the bottom,  you are pessimistic, and
have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing  left, you believe in tradition, are friendly,
and remember dates (birthdays,  etc..)

Facing right, you are innovative and active,
but don't have a strong sense of family, nor
do you remember dates.

Facing front (looking  at you), you are direct,
enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither
fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious,
and distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive,
you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are
insecure or are living through a period of
major change.

With 4 legs  showing, you are secure,
stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

If there are more than 4 legs, you are unrealistic.

The size of the ears indicates how good a
listener you are.  The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of
your love life!!!!

(And again more is better!)
OK, who didn't draw a tail?