A Wish.....

It seems there were these two statues and they were a couple hundred years old.

One day, a fairy flew over them and tapped their heads with her wand.

"You have 24 hours to do WHATEVER YOU WANT," she said to the statues.

Fast-forward 23 hours, 57 minutes later...

The male statue says to the female statue, "Why don't we do it again?"

The female statue says, "We don't have enough time!"

The male statue says, "Sure we do! just ONE MORE TIME, please??"

Whereupon the female statue says, "Oh, all right! but this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'LL crap on it!"