Working at the pickle factory

A man starts a new job in a pickle factory but after a week has to visit the psychiatrist. "I've got to leave the pickle factory", he said. "Every time I go there I have an inexplicable urge to put my pr**ck in the pickle slicer!"

The psychiatrist tells him to relax and go back to work. After a week he came back and said his urge had got worse. The psychiatrist calmed him down and sent him back to work again. The next week he came back looking really dejected and said "I finally did it. I put my pr**ck in the pickle slicer."

"What happened?" exclaimed the psychiatrist.

"The boss came in and caught me and I got the sack."

"What about the pickle slicer?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Oh", said the man, "She got the sack as well."