A man had a terrible accident. His manhood was mangled and torn from his
body. The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for
his manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't cover the expense. It
was considered cosmetic. He had three choices - small for $3,500; medium
for $6,500 and large for $14,000. 
The man was sure he'd want a medium or large. The doctor suggested that
he discuss it with his wife privately before a final decision was made. 
The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife
and told her their options. 
The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad. "Did you make a
decision?" the doctor asked. 
... "Yes," said the man. "She'd rather remodel the kitchen!"