Sex Guide for Seniors

Warning! The following may be hazardous to your health. Consult your doctor before attempting any of the actions listed.

1. Make sure your wills are in order.
2. Move close to check if you're with the right partner.
3. Lock walkers.
4. Mash dentures.
5. Get nurse to guide you to a bedroom.
6. Remember to ask nurse to leave.
7. Grasp whatever you can reach easily.
8. Remove as much clothing as you can without getting exhausted.
9. Place bodies together and hope they remember what to do.
10. Ring for nurse to resuscitate your partner.