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Q: Why was time out called at the leper hockey game? - There was a face-off in the corner.
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? - They go into town, and blow a few bucks
Q: How can you tell a woman is macho? - She rolls her own tampons.
LAW SCHOOL TUITION Applying for a job, a new lawyer was asked if paying back his law school tuition would be any special problem. He replied that he paid it back right after his first case. When asked how he managed that, he said, "Well, my dad sued me for it and won."
What's the difference between Al Gore and Viagra? Viagra really works.
Funny Kids Glenda, 3, was watching her mother put on face cream. "Why are you putting that on your face, Mama?" she asked. "It's supposed to make me beautiful," her mother said. "Well," Glenda blurted out, "they lied!" A mother was bemoaning the fact that she had found some gray hairs. "Don't worry, Mom," her little girl said, "lots of old ladies wear their hair gray!" Lynsi told her grandmother, "You smell so good! Is that Oil of Old Lady?"
Q: Have you heard about the new presidential limousine? - It's called the Pervertible...the top goes up and the intern goes down
Q: What's the Indian word for "lousy hunter"? - Vegetarian
Q: When does a woman enjoy a man's company? - When he owns it
The College Student College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!" Father: "What, son?" College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?" Father: "I certainly do." College student: "Well, you get to keep it."
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees Q: I'm the man and I run things around my house A: The vacuum, the washing machine, and the dishwasher....
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