What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a...

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? A: Russell
And what do you call the same guy, 6 months later PETE!!!!!
In the lake
Bob
In a ditch
Phil
Outside the door
Matt
On the wall
Art
What do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art!
What if he also doesn't have a tongue!? Tasteless Art!
What do you call two guys with no arms/legs in the water Swimming trunks
No arms, no legs, between two buildings: Ali (alley)
No feet:
Neil
In your mailbox:
Bill
The woman who puts him in the fireplace : Burnadette
Left out in the sun?
Wilt
Covered with cement?
Rock
In your pool?
Bob
In your hot tub?
Stu
On your BBQ grill?
Frank
What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
A Japanese woman with the same affliction? Irene
What do you call her after the operation? Noleen.
A couple, both with no arms & no legs, and run a butcher shop? Chuck and Patty
When you throw him across a pond ?
Skip
On hot asphalt?
Flip
No arms, no legs, and no PELVIS??
Chester
Going over a fence?
Homer
In your girlfriend's lingerie drawer?
Teddy.
Who every one takes a dump on?
John
A guy with one arm and no legs who holds up your car? Jack
A guy with no arms and legs that you use to loosen hex screws? Allen
Two guys w/ no arms and no legs nailed to your spice rack? Herb and Basil.
Woman w/ no arms/legs who's been force fed beans? Gail.
Woman w/ no arms/ legs who's hanging from your chandelier? 1. Crystal.
2. Tifany
Guy w/ no arms/legs who's upside down in the end zone? Spike.
A girl with no arms and no legs, lying on a grill? PATTY!
Hanging from a chain destroying buildings? Rex
Covered in oil?
Derek
What do you call a woman his been run over by a bus? Pattie.
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs stuck in a wall? Brad
What do you call a guy with no arm and no legs in a coffee cup? Joe
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a poker table? Chip
Waterskiing
Skip
On a beach
Sandy
Throwing up
Chuck
On a golf course?
Chip
Sitting on a hill
Cliff
Twin boys hanging over the window....
Curt 'n' Rod
WOMAN with no arms & no legs:
At the end of a long March
April
In your dishwasher
Dawn
In a fry pan
Pam
In your garden
Lilly or Violet
Coming like thunder across the bay
Dawn
At sunset
Eve
In a hole
Peg
TWO WOMEN with no arms & legs on your roof Eve's
MAN with no arms & no legs:
Holding drill bit in teeth
Chuck
Thrown against the wall
Mark
In a bottle
Pop
Hit by lightening
Rod
On a stage
Mike
MAN with no legs, one arm and Parkinson's shaving Nick
MAN with no legs, holding a chain in each hand Link
No arms/no legs having epiletic fit
Humphrey
Man with one leg
Tip
Man with no knee caps
Neil
Congressman with one leg and no knee caps Tip O'Neil
On railroad track
Spike
Out of the wind
Lee
On an antenna
Guy
MAN with no arms, 4/5 of one foot missing, and half of other leg gone: Tony!
Man - no arms/no legs in a stream:
Eddy
Woman - no arms/no legs in a vase:
Rose
Man - no arms/no legs on a grill:
Frank