"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."

"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the only child?"

She just said, "Thank goodness!"

A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club. A second man said, "Gee, you're fat!"

The fat man answered, "Yeah."
The second man asked, "How long's it been since you've seen your prick?"

"Long time."
"Why don't you diet?" the other man asked. The fat man asks, "Why? What color is it now?"

God is talking to one of his angels.
He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
The angel says, "What are you going to do now?" God says, "Call it a day."

Q: Why can't a Chinese person marry a Caucasian?

1. Two whites don't make a Wong

(A groaner!!)