Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud while in Victoria's Secret

10. Does this come in children's sizes?

9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

7. Mom will love this.

6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

5. No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here

4. Will you model this for me??

3. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!

2. 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!

and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret

1. Now, come on honey, you know you'll never fit your fat ass into that!