Q:  What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes
    driving lessons ?
A:  You can also sit upright in a car.

Q:  What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A:  It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q:  What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a
    magician?
A:  A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q:  Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
A:  Her employer found out she was embezzling.

Q:  Why are blondes like pianos?
A:  When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q:  How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A:  They spread for the bread.

Q:  Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A:  Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.

Q:  Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A:  They have to pull their own pants down.