During a phone conversation, my niece mentioned that
she was taking a psychology course at university."Oh, great," 
I said, "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family."No, no," 
she replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next semester."


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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of 
the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a 
shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,
get a TV!"


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Papa bear walks into the dining room and says "Somebody's eaten all 
my porridge!"
Baby bear walks into the dining room and says "Somebody's eaten all 
my porridge!"
Mama bear walks out of the kitchen and says "You stupid bastards. 
I haven't made it yet!"



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Q: What's the smartest thing a man can say? 
A: My wife says... 



When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the   
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.



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In pharmacology all drugs have generic names. Tylenol is 
Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. FDA is 
looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced 
today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin. Other 
names considered were: Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, 
Mycoxnowworkin and Mydixarizen......



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