From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central
west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break
down in the parking lot.  The man told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection
she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into
glaringly public ones.  Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully
stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into
place.  On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found
herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however
had to have three stitches in his head.