Some Kiddie Jokes
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 Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
 Well pull yourself together then

 Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. 
 Next please! 

 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
 One at a time please

 Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and
 other days I feel like a wig-wam. 
 You're too tents.

 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible
 Who said that?

 Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a
 roll of film!
 Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.

 Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. 
 Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
 
 Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
 When did this happen?
 When did what happen?

 Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. 
 I'll deal with you later. 

 Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen,
 what should I do?
 Use a pencil 'till I get there


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 How do you prevent a Summer cold ?
 Catch it in the Winter !

 What is the best day of the week to sleep ?
 Snooze-day !

 What does one star say to another star when they  meet ?
 Glad to meteor !

 Why did the silly kid stand on his head ?
 His feet were tired !

 Why did the king go to the dentist ?
 To get his teeth crowned !

 Were you long in the hospital ?
 No, I was the same size that I am now !

 What button won't you find in a tailors shop ?
 Belly button !

 How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
 With a cabbage patch ! 

 What stories do the ship captain's children like to  hear ?
 Ferry tales !

 What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive ?
 A minnie van !