One day little Johnny was sitting in class and the teacher walked up to him and said,
"Little Johnny, don't forget that tomorrow is show and tell, you have to bring something new."
That night at home, little Johnny went up to his mother and said, "Mom, I have to bring something new to school for show and tell tomorrow, what can I bring?"
Little Johnnys mother replied,
"Why don't you bring your puppy, that's new!" So the next morning little Johnny loaded up his puppy in his wagon and started off for school. On his way to school Johnny thought he would take a short cut. On this short cut there was a BIG hill...Johnny pulled the wagon over the hill and as he was walking down the hill the handle to the wagon fell off and got stuck up the dogs ass. Johnny arrived to school a little late that morning and when he got there his teacher asked him where his show and tell was. Johnny stood up and told the teacher this....
"You see teacher I was walking to school with my dog in the back of the wagon, when we thought we would take a walk up the hill and as we were going down the hill, the handle to my wagon fell off and got ramed up the dogs ass."
"Johnny!" the teacher said.
"Ass, is not the right word, it's rectum" "RECTUM," Johnny said.
"God Damn near killed him!!"