A couple drove several miles down a country road,
not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an
argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife
sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "Inlaws."



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What is the difference between a Northern Girl and a Southern Girl?

The Northern Girl says, "You Can"
The Southern Girl says, "Y'all Can"


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Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? 
A: "How come?"



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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. 
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that 
the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a 
truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, 
howl in pain and anger!" 

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. 


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A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, 
his wife snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

The man replies, "I'm sorry honey. I ran out of money."



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Jesus came upon a women being stoned by a mob. Running up to the women
to protect her, he yells, "Let he who is without sin cast the next stone!"
     A moment of silence follows... then suddenly, from the crowd a rock
is thrown, hitting Jesus on the side of the head.
     Jesus falls to the ground, grabs his head and yells, "Damn it mother,
I wish you'd just stay out of this!"


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A lawyer addresses an all male jury:

"Gentlemen, shall we  cast this beautiful,
lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison,
or shall we return her to her oceanside
beach condo, Ocean City, telephone
Number 555-4531?"



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Q:What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?
A:Poke'mon


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MAN WHO GOES THROUGH AIRPORT DOOR SIDEWAYS IS GOING TO BANGKOCK


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A Scot and a Jew were dining together at an expensive
resturant. Whe the bill arrived, the Scotsman promply declared
he'd take it.
The next day, the newspaper ran a headline, "JEWISH
VENTRILOQUIST SHOT IN RESTURANT."


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