A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."

As the young couple parked in a crowded lovers’ lane, she sighed romantically: "It’s lovely out here tonight just listen to the crickets."

"Those aren’t crickets," her date replied. "They’re zippers."

A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp. The traffic thinned, but the driver still waited.

Finally a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, "The sign says 'Yield', not 'give up!"

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common." said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?"

"I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract' ... " was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."


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