A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a small restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio. When she gets to the table, the waitress noticed that the three men are furiously masturbating! She asks, "What the hell are you perverts doing?", to which one of the men replied, "We all berry hungry!". She responds, "But why are you whacking off?"
One of the three says, "Because menu say 'First Come, First Served!'"