what does INXS stand for?
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Need
Xtra
Singer

Whats the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence? Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz.

Does Michael Hutchence play golf?
No, he is too much of a choker.

What was Michael Hutchence's last drink? He had a quick belt.

What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? They just hang around near the hotel door.

Q: What was Michael Huntchence's last hit. A: The door when the chamber maid entered the room.

Q) How do you re-unite INXS?
A) Get 4 more leather belts.

Q) What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't? A) A widow.

Q) Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton, Double Bay when he is in Sydney?
A) Because it is a cool place to hang.

Q: Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchences funeral?
A: Yeh, he has rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS.

Q: What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? A: "This belt is too tight".

And a bonus: what do you get when you put the Spice Girls in a toaster? Pop tarts