Interesting Pick-Up Lines.....
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·   I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
·   (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet 
    clothes.
·   Nice legs...what time do they open?
·   Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
·   You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
·   Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
·   I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking   
    to you.
·   I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have  
    you seen one?
·   I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
·   Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
·   I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all  
    day long for a quarter.
·   Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.
·   I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
·   Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
·   Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first 
    thing that POPS up.
·   You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light   
    switch away.
·   Are those real?
·   You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
·   You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!
·   I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for 
    that thing you do with your tongue.
·   Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
·   If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
·   (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
·   You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
·   You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?
·   F*ck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?
·   Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom    floor.
·   My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
·   Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
·   Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
·   My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
·   Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
·   My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
·   I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been 
    drinking?
·   If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we 
    could do it in public.
·   Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?
·   I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
·   Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without     
    me.
·   Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???
·   Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
·   Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.
·   If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me?
·   I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this  
    cheap  motel room.
·   If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together.
·   Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made   in   
    Heaven"