Once there was this indian sitting in the middle of the road stirring a pile of shit.
Someone called the sherrif to report what was happening. When the sherrif arrived he asked the old Indian "What do you think your doing?" The Indian looked up, not bothering to stop his stirring and then looked back down. "I'm making another Indian" was his reply. The sherrif said" I suppose you think your pretty funny. Lets see you make a white man." The old Indian looked down at the pile then looked back up at the sherrif and said, " I can't do that."
" Why not?" asked the sherrif.
The Indian answered with a smile on his face "Not enough shit.".