"Did You See That?"
 
 Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
 
 "No," the second guy says.
 
 "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
 
 "Oh," says the second guy.
 
 A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
 
 "See what?" the second guy asks.
 
 "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over 
there."

  "Oh."
 
 A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
 
 By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"
 
 And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"