In the old west, a man walks into a bar, walks up to the bar and asks for a beer. When the bartender puts the beer on the bar, the guy says, "I don't have any money.... but I bet you that I can make that horse out there laugh."

"If you can make a hourse laugh, I'll give you a beer."

Guy walks out... wispers in the horses ear, and th horse starst giggeling.... snorting... and finally breaks out into a heavy duty laugh...

Guy walks in and the bartender hands him the beer with a puzzled look on his face.

The guy drinks it quickly and says, "Can I have another if I can make him cry?"

"Yeah..... right...."

Guy walks out unties the horse, leads it around back. As they are walking back into sight, the horse is CRYING... sobbing pittifully.

The guy walks in and the bartender has two beers on the bar. "How did you do that?"

Guy said, "It was easy... to make him laugh I told him my dick was bigger than his. To make him cry, I proved it..."


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