Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.