Three homosexuals were discussing what they thought their
favorite sport would be.

The first decides on football, because of all those gorgeous guys
bending over in their tight pants.

"Definitely wrestling," sighs the second guy. "Those skimpy
little costumes, and think of the holds, ooh!"

"Definitely baseball," says the third guy. "Why? Well, I'd be
pitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a line drive
right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the
other guys rounded the bases.  Meanwhile the crowd would be going
crazy, screaming, 'Throw the ball, you c*cksucker!' and that's
what I like - the recognition."