THIS IS A FLAME

Dear

[x] asshole [ ] fag [ ] ignorant snot [ ] prick [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [x] lonely masturbator [ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel Stoddard

You are being flamed because

[x] you continued a boring useless stupid thread [x] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to [ ] you posted a "test"
[ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times in the past week
[ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group
[x] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very boring [x] your mother dresses you funny

To recant, you must

[x] actually post a humorous article
[ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours [x] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you) [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq [ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three hemp plants to decorate his office
[ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to peroffspringopenings
[ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off [ ] _________________________________________________

Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from the offending behaviour that led to this flame. Also, FUCK OFF!

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