THE FART CHART

AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart
AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others
CARELESS : Farts in church
CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles
CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog DISSAPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell
DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart
HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs LAZY : Just fizzles
MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles MISERABLE : Can't fart at all
MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like

hell
NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts
SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying SHY : Blushes when he farts silently
SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve TIMID : Jumps when he farts
UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit


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