THE STORY:
The elephant walked in and spotted the mouse, alone at the end of the bar.
He sat next to her.
They shared a few drinks.
They talked for hours.
It was love at first sight.
As the night grew later,
the mouse invited the elephant to her place. He eagerly agreed.
In the morning, when the mouse awoke,
the elephant was dead.

THE MORAL:
You meet.
You fall in love.
You spend the rest of your life digging a grave.