With deep concern, Dick noted that his friend Conrad was far drunker than he'd ever seen him before. He walked over to the bar and asked "What's the trouble buddy ?"

"It's a woman." replied Conrad. "What else ?" "Tell me about it." coaxed Dick.
"It's your wife."
"My wife ??? What about her ???"
"Well, buddy-boy, I'm afraid she's cheating on us."