DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?
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- Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits

- Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete

- After destruction of personal property
D: dog not found
C: file not found

- Favorite trick
D: roll over
C: play dead

- Comic-page hero
D: Dogbert
C: Dilbert

- Fun way to mess with their heads
D: peanut butter on roof of mouth
C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

- Consequence of virus
D: replace valuable carpeting
C: replace valuable data

- Widely ignored government mandate
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act

- Waste disposal tool
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!)

- Sensitive internal procedures
D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once

- Method of marking territory
D: lifting leg
C: "Designed for Windows 95"

- Unique behavior
D: lick and drag
C: click-and-drag

- Inexplicable physical feature
D: dewclaw
C: scroll lock key

- Estimated lifespan
D: 12 years
C: 12 months

- At end of useful life
D: euthanasia
C: tax deduction