An old lady goes into her doctors office and confesses to an embarrasing problem"Doctor, I keep farting but they are silent and don't smell. In fact I've farted no less than 20 times since I came in here. Can you help me?" The doctor started scribbling a prescription and said"Take two of these a day for seven days then come back and see me." The lady went home and took the prescription and returned at the end of the week. When the doctor entered the room she lost it"What the hell did you give me?!? I'm still farting just as much but now they stink really bad!!!" The doctor replied"Calm down Mrs.Johnston now that we've cleared up your sinuses well work on your hearing."