Funny Forwards, Priceless Pictures, Funny Pictures, Blonde Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Sex Jokes, Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, E-mail Forwards over 8,000 pages!

| Home | Funny Pictures | Priceless Pictures | Funny Forwards | Funny Jokes | Funny E-Cards | Wallpaper Babes | Links |


HOTTEST LINKS


Add your link HERE




Score your free stuff and hot links here!
Get a Free iPod!HOT!
Get Your Horoscope!COOL!
FREE Sample of Cialis
Flatscreen TV for FREE Click Here!NEW!
Paris Hilton Shows a little B@@B
Absolute Funniest Priceless Pics
Find out how I lost 60lbs with a PATCH!HOT!
Learn how to make 10K in your spare timeNEW!
Get a FREE Magnavox DVD Home Theater System


Funny Forwards.net has the best funny pictures on the internet
Click Here to Return to Joke Index
Click here to send this page to a friend!

Attorney: So, doctor, you determined that a gunshot wound was the cause of death of the patient?

Doctor: That's correct.

Attorney: Did you examine the patient when he came to the emergency room?

Doctor: No, I performed the autopsy.

Attorney: Okay, were you aware of his vital signs while he was at the hospital?

Doctor: Yes, he came in to the emergency room in shock and died in the emergency room a short time after arriving.

Attorney: Did you pronounce him dead at that time?

Doctor: No, I am the pathologist who performed the autopsy. I was not involved with the patient initially.

Attorney: Well, are you even sure, then, that he died in the emergency room?

Doctor: That is what the records indicate.

Attorney: But if you weren't there, how could you have pronounced him dead, having not seen or physically examined the patient at that time?

Doctor: The autopsy showed massive hemorrhage into the chest, and that was the cause of death.

Attorney: I understand that, but you were not actually present to examine the patient and pronounce him dead, isn't that right?

Doctor: No, sir, I did not see the patient or actually pronounce him dead, but I did perform an autopsy and right now his brain is in a jar over at the county morgue. As for the rest of the patient, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere.



Click Here to Return to Joke Index

Freebies, ipods, tv's, flatscreens, horoscopes



Link Partners


Add your link HERE

ALL Link Partners


© 2002-2004 Logical Operations, LLC
All Rights Reserved -
Terms & Privacy Agreement