Here's a quiz for you....
*HINT: The answers may not be what you think...And SHAME ON YOU for the dirty thoughts!!!!
CLUES:

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
2. I'm spread before I am eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me often.
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. Then I come, it's news.
11. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
14. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. ANSWERS:
15. nose
16. peanut butter
17. crane
18. Titanic
19. tent
20. dentist
21. wedding ring
22. elevator
23. bubble gum
24. newspaper boy
25. glove
26. arrow
27. attorney
28. bird