Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the
left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong
feet."
 
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know
they're my feet."
 
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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to
go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
 
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting
away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them
all over the table. 
 
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
 
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the Boy explained
"I'm looking for the seal."
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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife
looked back and was turned to salt."
 
His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
 
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys
began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the
opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"
 
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus"