SEX

A little girl ran out to the backyard where her father was working, and asked him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

Like a good father, he sat her down, and told her all about the birds and the bees. He told her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs etc... He also told her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...

He thought, what the hell, and went on to tell her the works. He describe masturbation, anal and oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and discipline, rape, pedophilia, homosexuality, bestiality, sex toys, etc.. etc...

His daughter was somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Noticing her puzzled look, he asked, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

His little girl replied, "Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."