this little old couple are out for a nice stroll. after a short time, the old guy reaches over and grabs her breast. he says "old woman, if this thing gave milk, we could get rid of the cow!" she gives him a dirty look, but keeps on walking. a few minutes later he reaches over and grabs her crotch. disgusted she looks at him and he says "old woman, if this thing laid eggs, we could get rid of the chicken!" she grabs ahold of his manhood and says "old man, if this thing worked, we could get rid of your brother!"


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