Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up
     to be shiftless bastard.  (Is that where Gen X comes from? - ^v^)

     Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

     Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. (my favorite -

^v^)

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Elevator smell different to midget.

Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth


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