A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a
 train. Along came a woman, seeing the 2 cute babies, started asking
 the man, "Aren't they cute, what is their names?"  The man giving the
 lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know."

    The lady asked again, "Which is a boy and which is a girl."  The
 man looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know."

    The woman scolded the man, "What kind of a father are you?"

    He replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and
 these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."