Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.  The first Catholic woman
tells her friends "My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."

This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the
first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper.
When he walks into a room,people say,
"Oh, my God...."