When Bill Clinton completed 5 years of his Presidency, he wanted  a
special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. He so instructed
Hillary, stressing that it should be of international quality.

The stamps were duly released and Clinton was pleased. But within a few
days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp
was not sticking properly, and he became furious.

He called Hillary and ordered her to investigate the matter. Hillary
checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported the
problem to Clinton.

She said:

" There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem is
people are spitting on the wrong side."