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What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?? A Klondike.
Why did it take 6 boy scouts to help the old lady cross the road? She didnt want to go.
How can you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!
Did you hear that Lorenna Bobbitt was killed yesterday?? She was on the freeway and some dick cut her off!!
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip
WHAT DO PUBLIC SPEAKING AND ORAL SEX HAVE IN COMMON? ONE SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND YOU'RE IN THE SHIT!
Why are men like linoleum? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for the next 50 years!!
How do you know a blonde has been at a computer? There's white-out on the screen, money in the cd-rom and a condom on the joystick
Why is a tight pair of pants like a small hotel? There's no ball room.
What did one ball say to the other? Why should we hang? It was Peter who did the shooting.
What is the definition of ultimate trust? Two canibals blowing each other!
Q. Why did they start using lawers for experiments rather than rats? - Because there some things that even rats won't do!
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
Q. What's the black stuff between an elephant's toes? A. Slow natives.
Q. Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? A. Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.A.!
Q. Do you know what a permanent secretary is? A. One that's screwed on the desk.
Q: What's the difference between a mad
dog and a hotdog?
A: One bites the hands that feeds it,
the other feeds the hand that bites it.
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