was I born?" "Well honey.." said the slightly prudish parent "the
     stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and
     daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how
     were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted . "Well darling, the
     stork brought them too!" said the parent by now starting to squirm a
     little in the Lazy Boy recliner. Several days later, the boy handed in
     his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
     "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that
     there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three
     generations."