Redneck Census Form


Last name: ________________


(Check appropriate box)
First name:

[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue


Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)


Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed
[_] Dirty Politician


Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________


Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister
[_] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet


Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___


Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate
box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Number of road kills presently in your freezer?
[ ] 3
[ ] 5
[ ] 10 or more


Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable


How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know