A man came home early from work, and found his young son crying. He asked,"What's wrong?" The son said,"The Bogeyman is in Mom's closet." He told his son there was no such thing as a Bogeyman, and told him they would go look and he would see. He went upstairs, and found his wife in bed. He walked to the closet, opened the door, and found a naked man. He said,"What's the matter with you? Don't you have anything better to do than run around scaring little kids?"